Random Sauces From All Around The World
So Valentine’s day is ending, and what was different?
The only notable things are obligation chocolate and traffic jam. Well yeah at least I got a chocolate 😀 And everybody seems to be having dinner outside at cafes and nice restaurants, which makes this day seems like weekend. The rest is unrelated to Valentine’s day at all. Will I find my valentine this year? lol.
Anyway, when I read the newly pressed posts, I found this blog post to be somewhat intriguing 🙂
A Valentine for Someone I Hate
To the person who spelled my middle name incorrectly on my birth certificate: I applaud you for your creative license. You took a strange spelling and turned it into an even stranger spelling. You recognized that although I was merely minutes old, I strove to be unique.
To my first grade teacher who looked at my deranged, curly hair and asked me “Doesn’t your mother ever comb your hair?”: Yes, bitch, she did. Whoops, I thank you for caring enough about my personal grooming to have said something.
To the doctor who said, “It’s fun getting your tonsils out. You can eat all the ice cream you want afterward.”: I thank you for this. Although swallowing ice cream right after the surgery was the equivalent of swallowing sandpaper with nails embedded in it, I was able to eat it and enjoy it in vast quantities by the following day. And, thanks to your permission, I have continued to do exactly that for the 55 years that have followed.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, Dearest Buttheads. I wouldn’t be the Me I am today without you.
Well yeah she has a point. Anyway, bye Valentine’s day! See you next year, hopefully our next meeting will be a flowery one 🙂